I am compiling a list of quotes that crack me up from my 10-year-old brother. I hope they make you laugh too. I will add them as he comes up with them.
“What if your husband hates dancing? Because you’re a pretty freaky dancer.”
“Your throat is hurting? I’ll tell you what you should do- slap it.” -Russ giving a remedy to Tryna on how to cure a sore throat.
“You’ll either get married to a pirate or an elephant rider, not sure which one.”
“My head is hurting! It feels like 400 hammers!”
“I’d rather watch a hog give birth, then watch you dance!” – said while watching my little sister, Carla get down to the Jonas Brothers
“You’re a very pushy friend!”- while doing an improv skit with Carla about friendship
“So what do you want to talk about?” – Russ asked me this whenever he called me when I was away at school.
“Well the doctor told me I have no puberty in me, so I’ll be about seven feet tall!” -said after a visit to the doctor.
“I should of written my will!!”- exclaimed because his stomach was hurting so bad he thought he would die.
Hmmm … a pirate would get you riches and not be around as much … but an elephant rider would certainly bring a lot to the table too … it’s a toss-up.
Your brother cracks me up!
wow…. I love it! I could read these all day…. I WANT MORE!!! More I say!!
Mandi! These had me laughing so hard!